The Hateocracy are a crew of elderly, nasty, self-hating racist bigots and the major antagonists of the episode "Stinkmeaner 3: The Hateocracy" of The Boondocks.
This trio of nasty old people seek revenge against Robert "Granddad" Freeman and his family for the death of their old fourth member, Colonel H. Stinkmeaner before continuing their old reign of terror.
HistoryStinkmeaner's story reveals that he was part of a crew named the "Hateocracy". The crew is made up of Lord Rufus Crabmiser , Lady Esmeralda Gripenasty , and Mr. George Pistofferson (who attacked Huey and Riley). The crew hated each other at first sight, but hated everyone else more. They started bullying and terrorizing their fellow elderly folk and everyone else both young and old at a retirement home, just for the fun of it. After a time,they were kicked out and were never seen nor heard from again.
Upon Stinkmeaner's death, the crew reassembled and sought revenge on the Freeman family.
The Return of The HateocracyStinkmeaner's crew decides to avenge him by seeking revenge for his death and hunting down the Freemans. They first show up at a gas station, run by Uncle Ruckus, who is throwing darts at a newspaper picture of President Barack Obama. They ask if he knows Granddad, which he admits he does. A fight ensues due to Ruckus's racial remarks, and he is beaten severely.
At the Freeman home, Riley turns on the television to see the news story of the event. Riley jokingly remarks how Ruckus was "beat up by a bunch of old niggas", but Huey is unsure of the happening. Granddad leaves to go fishing, ignoring the event.
Two of the members show up at Huey and Riley's school and request the boys' presence. The two are called down to the main office to see "their aunt and uncle". Huey, aware that something is wrong, has Riley follow him outside where they meet the two members. They are astonished by their physical abilities, and they are then outmatched by the two elders after an epic fight. Then the school bell rings, excusing the children from their classes, effectively saving the two brothers.
At the same time, Robert Freeman is attacked while out fishing by the third member of the crew, who uses a modified Flying Guillotine. He survives by throwing a bucket of crabs at the man and swims away to safety.
The Freemans look up Stinkmeaner on Wikipedia,and,oddly enough,all of his personal history is available. His story reveals that he was part of a crew named the "Hateocracy". The crew is made up of Lord Rufus Crabmiser (who attacked Granddad), Lady Esmeralda Gripenasty, and Mr. George Pistofferson (who attacked Huey and Riley). The crew hated each other at first sight, but hated everyone else more. Upon Stinkmeaner's death, the crew reassembled and sought revenge on the Freeman family.
The Freemans do not know what to do next. Riley suggests that they fight back. His plan goes haywire when Ed Wuncler III, as usual, attacks the wrong people. Huey then suggest hiring Oprah Winfrey's former bodyguard, Bushido Brown, but Bushido Brown's service requires many fees on his bodyguard bill. Granddad hires Bushido Brown,but soon fires him because of his exorbitant fees and expenses. Unfortunately,Granddad,opening the door, sees the Hateocracy at his driveway. Granddad then rehires Brown for double-pay.
Bushido Brown holds his own against the Hateocracy at first, defeating Lady Gripenasty by causing her wig to come off and giving her a "special" kick. As the Hateocracy continues to fight Bushido Brown,he defeats Pistofferson when he body-slams him to the ground. But in the end, Bushido Brown is fighting Crabmiser and attempts to defeat him until Crabmiser pulls his flying guillotine out of the tree and successfully decipitates Bushido. Stinkmeaner cites the formula mentioned previously, noting that this killing was one example of the disaster wrought by a combined "Nigga Moment" and "Nigga Synthesis", which therefore, as mentioned earlier in the episode, equaled a "Complete Disaster!". Bushido's rare head rolls over to the Freemans and the Freemans say, "Oh, shit".
Desperate not to share Bushido Brown's fate, Granddad opens up and apologizes for killing Stinkmeaner. He reveals he didn't mean to kill him, he just didn't want to be shamed by a blind old man. The Hateocracy reveals they didn't "give a shit about Stinkmeaner", but they wanted a particular family to reign terror on- Stinkmeaner's death only served as a convenient excuse to terrorize a convenient target. When Huey asks,"Now what?", Crabmiser responds that the Freemans are still going to die until the police conveniently show up and arrest the Hateocracy. Though Riley is at first relieved, he then feigns frustration that "someone snitched", adding that "snitching is gay". Huey tells the officer that the Hateocracy had a Nigga Moment, to which he replies that jail can stop Nigga Moments for good. Stinkmeaner replies in narration that some niggas need to go to jail, but he's glad he's in Hell instead.
|Main Characters||Huey • Riley • Grandad • Ruckus • Tom • Sarah • Jazmine • Michael|
|Recurring Characters||Ed Wuncler • Eddie Wuncler •Ed Wuncler lll • Gin Rummy • A Pimp Named Slickback • Thugnificent • Sitnkmeaner • Cindy McPhearson • Gangstalicious • Bushido Brown • Rev. Rollo Goodlove • Lethal Interjection Crew|
|Other Characters||Cairo • Dewey Jenkins • Hiro Otomo • Phil • Cookie Freeman • Jericho Freeman • The Hateocracy • Moe Jackson • Cristal • Luna • Ebony Brown • Ming • Mrs. Von Hausen • Butch Magnus • Lamilton Taeshawn • Devil • Shabazz K. Milton Berle • Catcher Freeman • Xzibit • Martin Luther King Jr. • Wedgie Ruldin • Deborah Leevil • Winston Jerome • Jimmy Rebel • Mr. Uberwitz • Sway Colloway • Dr. Doomis • The Booty Warrior • Lando Freeman • Ruckus Family • Big Nigga • Crazy Bitch • Pretty Boy Flizzy • Boss Willona • Geraldine • Kardashia|